Why I won't be elected.

If I had my way I would:
1. Eliminate payroll taxes and corporate income taxes.
2. Eliminate federal subsidies including those for agriculture, energy, and education.
3. Legalize all drugs.
4. Eliminate the senior tax exemption and make Social Security payments fully taxable.
5. Eliminate earmarks.
6. Merge the Department of Agriculture into the Department of Commerce.
7. Make it illegal for public employees to strike.
8. Eliminate the minimum wage.
9. Eliminate the exemption for tax-free interest.
10. Repeal big hunks of federal regulations.
11. Simplify the federal tax code:  Get rid of provisions designed to favor particular groups of people.
12. Get the federal government out of education.  Don't insure education loans.
13. Increase gasoline taxes significantly.

For Illinois:
1.  Raise the state income tax so the state can pay it's bills.

Another reason I won't be elected:
I'm not running for anything!

All Cows Eat Grass

I know the numonics FACE, Every Good Boy Does Fine, and All Cows Eat Grass, but I couldn't remember the other one so I manufactured Good Boys Don't Feed Ants.  I like it better than Good Boys Do Fine Always which I later found.

Piano

I have a Radio Shack piano keyboard and am working on Piano for The Adult Beginner.  Sight reading for the left hand is difficult for me.  I am working on "Give My Regards to Broadway."

Hooray!

The Bears won.